Comment by yggie — February 9, 2009 at 7:16 am

She looks incredibly unhappy in those photos. Guess you can’t plastic surgery in the happiness. Sad.

Comment by tweety — February 9, 2009 at 8:09 am

Thats sick, she is way too young, looks ridiculous

Comment by Andrea — February 9, 2009 at 8:12 am

I have often thought of this, her boobs definitely look fake

Comment by Giulia — February 9, 2009 at 8:31 am

No, I think it is just a matter of wrong bra. Look, she’s so happy for finally having bobies, she had to push the litte ones to the sky! She used to look like a troll, obviously now she is desperate to show her popped figure.

P.S. I love your blog, I always suggest it to people who are meant to have a plastic surgery, they get scary!

Comment by mytwocents — February 9, 2009 at 8:34 am

What a hard looking kid. She’s what…14 years old? I’m not even sure. But she could pass for a 40 year old. And yeah, those boobs look unnatural. And what’s up with the pursed lips in the second pic? Some people try way too hard to be something they’re clearly not. I’m sure she’s trying to be sexy and seductive with that pose, but she only looks like what she really is…a goofy kid trying to pretend she’s all grown up.

Comment by jane — February 9, 2009 at 8:50 am

What the hell kind of face is that in the 2nd pic? Is she trying be sexy? I guess Dina’s gonna try her hardest to pimp out Ali but I think she’s fighting a losing battle. Ali has no talent, can’t sing and is nowhere near as pretty as her sister.

Comment by gorganzola — February 9, 2009 at 9:05 am

“Lindsay Lohan’s loved ones”? A career of “dazzling heights”? You’re being far, far too generous to Lindsey Blohan. She’s trash like the rest of her family, and she had a mildly successful career as a teen, which she snorted away. Her fame is mostly based on her vag-flashing and DUI arrests.
And Ali is a loathsome little rat by being a Lohan. She’s still young; her only hope to a decent life is to flee now to a Tibetan monastery.

Comment by Unicorn Steve — February 9, 2009 at 9:16 am

Wikipedia says Ali’s 15. Creepy stuff…

Reading her Wikipedia article is just kinda sad…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Lohan

Comment by Meimei — February 9, 2009 at 1:48 pm

“No, I think it is just a matter of wrong bra.”

I hope so, but it isn’t easy to get that kind of lift with a dress like that. Ugh. It’s ok for a 14-year old to add some “filler” (cutlets, anyone?), but the idea of one having actual implants…

Comment by Elle — February 9, 2009 at 4:15 pm

Um, this is sick. This CHILD has been sexualized by her greedy publicity hound mother, and now look at her trying to seduce the camera. It’s disgusting. And now implants? This is child abuse.

Comment by Alix — February 9, 2009 at 7:58 pm

Fake boobs, inflated lips. Child abuse. Poor girl.

Comment by yuk — February 10, 2009 at 2:20 am

Those are definitely fake. Real breasts don’t do that when they are pushed up – you can clearly see the outlines of the implants. ANd what the hell kind of tan fuckery is that? It’s like she was wearing a very low cut long sleeved shirt and fake-tanned herself that way. Don’t her white hands give it all away? This is absolutely sick for a 15 yr old. But … now that her main cash cow is of age and out of her house, Dina’s gotta find a way to pimp out her kid as much as she can. Poor girl – just let a kid be a kid! The normal ones already have a hard enough time in this culture as it is!

Comment by SB123 — February 10, 2009 at 10:01 am

Looks like implants to me…shape for both is waaay toooo even. When you’ve been pregnant or are/have been nursing, at least one of the breasts is larger than the other simply because babies have a “favorite” they like to nurse off of and that breast is larger than the other one and that is a *permanent* “larger.”

Anyway, women who’ve had implants installed *always* want to show them off with the low-cut thing going on. How boring.

Comment by Laura — February 10, 2009 at 10:49 am

And it looks like she is trying to keep her dress from falling off those little ball like boobies

Comment by just sayin — February 10, 2009 at 7:27 pm

this is ridiculous, she’s like what 16? she’s probably just growing boobs idots!! And has anyone ever heard of a push up bra?

Comment by stickynose — February 11, 2009 at 5:26 am

The second photo looks like a little girl preening in the mirror, trying to look “sexy” like Mommy.
Egad!

Comment by missyfussy — February 11, 2009 at 11:31 am

even if they are real (which I doubt) the whole outfit, pose, exposure of breast is so freakin inappropriate for her age.

Comment by kris — February 11, 2009 at 1:01 pm

what a shame for someone so young, she is only 14 or 15 and already she looks used, she just has that unkept dirty look to her what a shame

Comment by totally — February 11, 2009 at 4:53 pm

Geez, where is the outrage about these obviously posed for pictures that we saw for Miley Cyrus showing her back? What is this girl, 15? I think it’s time for Child Protective Services to step in and get her away from her pimp, I mean ‘mother.’

Comment by Meimei — February 12, 2009 at 2:54 pm

“Geez, where is the outrage about these obviously posed for pictures that we saw for Miley Cyrus showing her back?”
My guess: Miley is supposed to be all nice and clean (lol), while this is what everyone expects from a Lohan…

Comment by worried mom — February 12, 2009 at 6:01 pm

Why are Hollywood moms exempt from a visit by CPS? That’s pretty sick to allow a fourteen year old to dress like that. She’s only fourteen and she looks jaded and sad.

How sad. What a poor excuse for a mother.

Comment by km — February 12, 2009 at 9:16 pm

Also, if you look she has tan lines, which makes them look rounder and faker by comparison.

Although she DEFINITELY got a nose job.

Comment by Jane — February 16, 2009 at 7:59 pm

I have a 14-yr-old and she would never, ever dress this way. We aren’t a family of prudes; this just isn’t appropriate for a high school freshman. None of the other kids her age go around like this, either.

Comment by warhol 66 — February 18, 2009 at 9:54 pm

Dina is a drug abusing PIMP. Someone near the family needs to drop a dime on her, that’s old school talk for calling child protective services agency.

Comment by Felicity — February 21, 2009 at 1:15 pm

You’ve totally missed her pumped up lips. She’s 15 and looks like a 40 year old alcoholic divorcee.

Comment by heidi — February 21, 2009 at 11:03 pm

14? are you freaking serious???? ps- get that baby out of the sun her moles are already outrageous

Comment by Fabby — February 25, 2009 at 4:27 am

Even with a push up bra, natural breasts do not have a hard outline like that. What kind of immoral plastic surgeon gave a fifteen year old breast implants anyway? She’s not even done growing them in yet!!

Comment by Maja — March 11, 2009 at 7:59 pm

At least she looks good, and dont have hemorroide lips, lets give her some credit. There alot of trash on the red carpet and still some people like Crazy nadya wants to look like…….you see could be worst

Comment by hello all — April 2, 2009 at 2:37 pm

miley cyrus had a boob job too like Ali Lohan, she did not go for porn star size, but she def got some implants put in, and now all of a sudden at 16 she grew overnight, sure miley, stfu. you may grow a little more at 16, but not from virtually flat chested to C cup in a months time, however that kind of “growth” spurt seems to happen quite regularly in Hollywood at ALL ages.

Comment by Monet — April 4, 2009 at 5:44 pm

Ugly boobjobs but pretty face.

Comment by ndayy — April 13, 2009 at 3:03 pm

I don’t think she had a boobjob. Seriously, my boobs are the same size as hers, and when I wear a push-up bra that pushes them up that high, they really look like that. Give the girl a break, she’s just trying to work those boobies.

Also, she’s probably sad because the paparazzi are in her face.

p.s. I love her top.

Comment by engra — April 20, 2009 at 11:40 am

Post by ‘hello all’. Breasts can actually suddenly grow a cup or two like that, but in every case I’ve been it happen, it has been due to the hormones in birth control pills. But I guess that brings up an equally ’shocking’ discussion.

Comment by cell block h — April 26, 2009 at 8:38 pm

to engra, birth control pills do make you “grow” so it would not suprise me that that dog faced MC boobs are bigger now, but i would not be suprised if she got implants too. And Ali Lohan is one homelylooking girl. she is certainly not hollywood beautiful either, and neither is MC.

Comment by lisa rossi — May 8, 2009 at 4:36 pm

At 18, she would be perfect to make adult movies. Then she and Lindsay can play together on the little screen

Comment by Vince — May 11, 2009 at 6:54 pm

Oh for the love of God….again with the Lohans? Look, it’s a matter of age and bra type. Her older sister would have had to of had surgeries every other month in order to keep in step with all the “expert” speculation on her breasts. Now it’s the teen sister. If people don’t like how she dresses, fine. If they don’t like the Lohan’s in general, fine also. But puh-leeze spare us all the baloney about their breasts.

Comment by Cindy — May 17, 2009 at 1:46 pm

Of course her breasts change their shape over time, she’s like 15. Get off her back! Ehm, SB123, I don’t think she’s had a baby…so her breasts could be even. I have two friends that had their boobs grow very, very fast. She’s trying so hard to look sexy because of celebrity gossip sites like this (well, maybe more because of the Perez Hilton type of site). And if her mom pushed her in to it (wouldn’t be surprised) it’s really awful. But it’s what’s expected of celebrities thase days and many kids actually dress like this (not saying that it’s right). Imagine if she was reading some of the nasty comments about her, alcoholic divorcee etc., don’t you think it’d make her more insecure? Give her a break, don’t say things you wouldn’t like to hear yourself.

Comment by Sam — June 3, 2009 at 3:49 am

Lindsay and her little sister are both gorgeous… too bad about the crazy fake boobs and parents.