Comment by Dufenschmirtz — February 6, 2009 at 4:18 am

Looks like someone let the air out of her nipple. She obviously has had numerous things done with her face (you can tell even from a grainy pap photo), so why not get that squared away, especially if you’re going to dress in a way that purposely draws your attention to that area? People are strange.

Comment by erin — February 6, 2009 at 4:45 am

WEIRD!

Comment by JL — February 6, 2009 at 6:14 am

Oh my god, it’s so ugly !!!!

Comment by K — February 6, 2009 at 6:42 am

It’s not a nipple, folks…It’s called an areola. I would guess that the lump at the bottom is just scar tissue from having implants placed through the areola.

Comment by Dave Heineykerplops — February 6, 2009 at 8:56 am

Looks like a tube sock.

Comment by Jodi — February 6, 2009 at 10:07 am

Oh my God! She is so disgusting. I can’t believe she thinks that she is still relevant. Those poor children of hers! She is not a good role model for them at all!!

Comment by S — February 6, 2009 at 10:40 am

Eww!

Comment by Laura — February 6, 2009 at 10:42 am

Looks like a piece of chewing gum.

Comment by mytwocents — February 6, 2009 at 1:10 pm

Wow. That’s really sexy. Good thing men are so easy to please.

Comment by LLD — February 7, 2009 at 5:07 am

That is one of the most unsettling things I’ve ever seen.

Comment by Suzanne — February 7, 2009 at 10:55 am

What causes this? Does anyone know? More Shauna Sand please…she is freaky!

Comment by meesg — February 7, 2009 at 11:50 am

what the heck! that is the saddest grosseset thing ever!!!! well may be

Comment by haley — February 7, 2009 at 12:22 pm

Honestly people… i would take perk small breasts or even a little saggy large ones over this kind ANYDAY….I just don’t know why they do this to themselves! You would think with money at their disposal they have access to the best plastic surgeons…but alas…grotesque

Comment by Solaera — February 7, 2009 at 2:34 pm

GROSS!

Comment by donna — February 7, 2009 at 7:30 pm

you think thats bad, you should see it without the censored sign, its like it’s melting

Comment by laughingoutloud — February 7, 2009 at 7:50 pm

Shauna Sand has for sure had implants! she has also had 3 kids. kids can do a # on your breasts….. believe me! on top of the implants (that she had before kids) and breast feeding it looks as if the skin has been stretched. she need to get back to a PS soon! she is a very pretty girl and her body looks great after kids! the nipple however looks messed up.
you can google pictures of her and see for yourself: she DOES have implants!

Comment by Christi — February 7, 2009 at 9:11 pm

Her breasts are not the only strange thing about her. Check out her whole face, it is a map of surgery mistakes!

Comment by AureliaC — February 8, 2009 at 1:35 am

Looks like she might have had huge implants then had them removed but the nips stayed stretched really bad. EEEWWWWWWWWWWW!

Comment by Kel — February 8, 2009 at 1:53 am

I think I just threw up in my mouth-A LOT. Gross

Comment by jake — February 8, 2009 at 5:08 am

omg, what the heck is that, none for me pls!

Comment by schack — February 8, 2009 at 7:17 am

She has tuberous breast deformity, which is a congenital defect in which a swath of dense connective tissue forms (in utero) instead of the precursor to the lower pole of a future breast. There are varying degrees of the deformity, but basically what happens is, when the secondary sex characteristics develop during puberty, the breast grows very high and narrow, and breast tissue herniates into the nipple. The result is a breast that appears constrained into a tube shape.

This is a difficult deformity to fix surgically, but there are some doctors (Dr. L. Ribeiro out of the Rio de Janeiro College of Surgeons) who specialize in only this surgery, Many articles on his technique are available online, though most need to be purchased

Placing an implant behind a tuberous breast, because of the density of the connective tissue that herniates the tissue, does nothing to change the shape of the breast. The result is the appearance of a tuberous or beak-shaped breast sitting on TOP of an implant.

My suggestion to women with a tuberous deformity is to make the initial investment in research, and rather than spending money on ridiculously large implants in a hurry, find out how to remedy the deformity first.

Any plastic surgeon worth his weight in sh*t should be able to diagnose the deformity (look how obvious it is) and council you on your best option to fix it.

Some insurance will even cover the surgery, since the deformity can be (obviously) so mentally and emotionally destructive.

Comment by Kelley — February 8, 2009 at 9:30 am

She once had real ones !! And looked good !!

Comment by OMG — February 8, 2009 at 9:35 am

Anyone notice the scar in her armpit? That’s the entry point of those really natural looking mammaries she is sporting. Right….

Comment by Denny A. — February 8, 2009 at 10:03 am

How does this happen? More importantly: why wasn’t this corrected? I saw this lady at a Glamourcom two years ago. About as shallow as they come, now passe.

Comment by warhol66 — February 8, 2009 at 3:38 pm

Crazed!!!!!!

Comment by schack — February 8, 2009 at 7:43 pm

it’s a tuberous breast deformity

improperly researched, improperly addressed

i feel bad for her

Comment by karen — February 8, 2009 at 7:49 pm

that looks like a lumpectomy scar.

Comment by xyz — February 8, 2009 at 8:10 pm

how can she wear a dress like that with THAT sort of problem?? unbelievable…

Comment by RaraAvis — February 8, 2009 at 9:54 pm

What. The. Hell.

Comment by WarpedRecord — February 8, 2009 at 11:43 pm

What’s the deal with the purple square? A result of plastic surgery, perhaps?

Comment by Kathy — February 9, 2009 at 2:34 am

Eeeeeeeeew…it looks like a severed tongue glued to her boob. That’s just plain friggin’ nasty.

Comment by valencia rob — February 9, 2009 at 2:53 pm

haha it looks like a piece of pepperoni

Comment by yuk — February 10, 2009 at 2:24 am

This is by far one of the sickest things ive ever seen on a woman. But, look at the overall package and… no surprise there. She’s a walking Frankenstein’s monster.

Comment by Sonia — February 11, 2009 at 11:04 am

Its meltiiiiiiiiiiiing MELTIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Comment by Mandy — February 12, 2009 at 1:05 am

Lordy, that is gross !

Comment by Nuria — February 13, 2009 at 1:49 pm

That’s just bizarre.

Comment by KarenSue — February 13, 2009 at 2:56 pm

She used to have huge boobs. Maybe she had the implants removed and that is the stretched out skin? You would think she would get a lift or at least get that fixed.

Comment by ML — February 15, 2009 at 12:16 am

Dooo you’re boobs hang low? do they wabble to and fro, can you tie um in a knot can you tie um in a bow?

Comment by Jay — February 15, 2009 at 5:42 pm

It’s like the Dow Breast Implant Litigation all over again…………………oh no………………..

Comment by shocked — February 15, 2009 at 5:42 pm

Wow, i just puked a little in my mouth. WTF!!

Comment by breast cancer — February 15, 2009 at 9:08 pm

That looks like bad plastic surgery following a radical mastectomy. I can see that’s probably what went wrong here. Google up some pictures and see for yourself. … from a breast cancer survivor that had a great plastic surgeon.

Comment by heidi — February 21, 2009 at 11:07 pm

tube sock… lmfao! i saw it and thought call your lawyer

Comment by Alex — February 25, 2009 at 2:42 am

creepy… will have nightmares about it -___-

Comment by Midnyte88 — February 26, 2009 at 2:43 pm

OMG!!!! This is horrible to look at.

Comment by Jeaneeto — February 26, 2009 at 7:06 pm

Oh, hell no! That is fu**ing GROSS! UGH!! And she acts like she’s all hot? That would make anybody’s weiner go down instantly.

Comment by Jay — February 26, 2009 at 10:39 pm

Yummy. Lorenzo sucked it raw!

Comment by ale — February 26, 2009 at 10:44 pm

LOOOOOOOOOOOL!

Comment by moseby — March 3, 2009 at 8:57 pm

That’s a tongue!! Her breasts were so huge (from implants) she had to feed them separately….

Comment by seenitbefore — March 4, 2009 at 8:44 pm

Its a tubular breast with an implant behind it. google tubular breast and you’ll find it.

Comment by SAIDA — March 11, 2009 at 2:49 pm

That is nasty it looks like an old goats niple!

Comment by skeetie — March 13, 2009 at 6:42 pm

WTF is that
i wouldnt want to be a baby having to eat off that

Comment by Mandy — March 25, 2009 at 1:29 am

Yucky !!

Comment by Francis — March 27, 2009 at 5:42 pm

Its not a tubular breast. If it was, it would have been there forever since it is congenital (meaning born with it). SCHACK got his facts right, but have diagnosed it to the wrong person. If you’ve ever seen her playboy pictorials, she used to have very full, beautiful, normal breasts, so that does not collaborate with the congential defect theory. This is something that happened within the last 10 years, unfortunately, its likely as a result of a bad boob job.

Comment by pookie — May 18, 2009 at 7:56 pm

She has puffy areola. It’s common with women who naturally have really small breasts. It can be corrected but for some reason she didn’t do it when she had her augmentation.

Comment by raunnie — June 14, 2009 at 10:47 am

Shauna looks sad. I think think her wardrobe “malfunction” is a cry for help. It would be cool if she revamped her image and dated a classy actor like Liam Neeson (after about a year or two). Being married to Lorenzo Dumbass probably took its toll on her self esteem.