Comment by Janet — February 1, 2009 at 7:37 pm

My god, she has a uniboob!

And is it just me, or does her lip collagen extend all the way to the dimples at the corners of her mouth?

Comment by Sue Hansen — February 1, 2009 at 8:32 pm

okay – what is with the mono-boob….talk about stupid looking. Hideous looking woman…at one point she was a natural beauty…and then…cruella deville emerged…but the mono-boob is the ultimate stupid looking. She should be hiding that sausage that looks more like the crack in a butt under something.

Comment by SM — February 1, 2009 at 8:52 pm

Wow…I didn’t realize how pretty she was when she was younger. Now she’s a totally different person…not to mention the uni-boob. How sad.

Comment by Mark — February 1, 2009 at 10:13 pm

There is nothing wrong with getting older, we all will, but EWWWWWWW! Who does this woman think she’s fooling? Does she really think she looks 25 again? Or 30? Or 35 even!? Not a chance in hell. This is just strange and gross and…she was so pretty in her day, But beauty is fleeting and she should do more work on herself. Do charity. Help people. If your only forcus is looks you’re doomed to fail because looks…are fleeting.

Comment by tracy — February 1, 2009 at 10:19 pm

Those boobs look painful…..

Comment by Pat — February 2, 2009 at 12:29 am

I actually think Janice looks “OK” considering the amount of work she’s had. She’s in her mid 50s, has lived fast and rough. She went for a very specific “look” with her plastic surgery. Her focus on photographing well. In pictures, with air brushing, her face is very sculpted and symmetrical and a study in angles. All of her ’sexy’ facial expressions are ridiculous…but that’s Janice having a sense of humor.

Comment by tweety — February 2, 2009 at 6:31 am

Grotesque, how not to age gracefully.

Comment by mytwocents — February 2, 2009 at 7:31 am

What a hideous looking hag she’s turned herself into. She was absolutely gorgeous…once upon a time ago.

Comment by Dave Heineykerplops — February 2, 2009 at 7:40 am

If only they had neck implants.

Comment by carol — February 2, 2009 at 7:54 am

The first picture isn’t Janice Dickinson, it’s Phoebe Cates…

Comment by Kris — February 2, 2009 at 7:58 am

wow why would any body purposly do that to their face. I n the before pics she was absolutly adorable, she had an ethnic look to her, now she just looks like a plastic surgery freak. and the last pic with the bikini, yuck, she should of had her skin done on her neck, she might as well she has had everything else done.

Comment by JB — February 2, 2009 at 8:01 am

If that’s Janice in the very first picture above, she was so pretty and cute…if she wanted to be fierce, just get some fierce make-up. If those were her naturak lips why the hell did she get lip injections?

Comment by Sonia — February 2, 2009 at 8:48 am

Without the puffer fish lips and inflated chest, she would still look very amazing for her age. She’s gone over the top though.

Comment by Lisa — February 2, 2009 at 11:37 am

wow she was really beautiful when she was younger. I still think she is an attractive woman just a little hard looking. She is def. headed to looking like a freak if she keeps it up

Comment by Dave Heineykerplops — February 2, 2009 at 12:43 pm

I see she has one of those popular Hollywood flotation devices.

Comment by Roxii — February 2, 2009 at 12:45 pm

She was so pretty when she was younger. A shame she threw all that away by getting bad surgery done on her face

Comment by SB123 — February 2, 2009 at 1:09 pm

In the bottom picture, looks like her implants are forcing her chest skin up to the base of her neck and forming chicken skin, imo. She nneds to take the implants out. Also too much botox going on.

Comment by RFT — February 2, 2009 at 1:11 pm

She was beautiful back then, wasn’t she? She’s look better today if she’d just stop with the surgery and quit trying to pucker up for the camera. It’s not working for her.

Comment by Iris — February 2, 2009 at 1:36 pm

ieeeuwww

Comment by Kimi Erin — February 2, 2009 at 1:37 pm

Wow, she was beautiful. Now she just looks ridiculous. I wonder what she would have looked like if she had aged gracefully. I am betting she would look better than what she looks like now. And the uniboob has to be the most unsexiest thing that I have ever seen.

Comment by Zelda Smith — February 2, 2009 at 4:25 pm

I had no idea how stunning she was when she was young. She had a hairy forehead though.

Comment by Banji Davis — February 2, 2009 at 6:28 pm

“Skeletor With A Huge Rack”

Comment by Kelley — February 2, 2009 at 7:27 pm

I think the cheek implants have utterly ruined her looks especially. She does not suit them at all !

Comment by leonard mckelvey — February 3, 2009 at 2:12 am

Janice looks like a sea hag. She had all that plastic surgery and forgot to fix the weather beaten neck.

Comment by Laura — February 3, 2009 at 10:37 am

She is a shallow, hard a–, mean spirited b—h! (but maybe I should REALLY tell ya how I feel…lol!!) Her physical transformation is akin to turning her inside out…bringing all the ugliness out for our viewing displeasure.

Comment by jo — February 3, 2009 at 10:37 am

shes always kinda looked crappy
she just enhanced the crappiness with plastic surgery.

Comment by Lah — February 3, 2009 at 11:08 am

In the top picture she looks a lot like Phoebe Cates. Very beautiful. Now, not so much.

Comment by Nora — February 3, 2009 at 12:04 pm

I’ve read that Janice Dickinson has Japanese ancestry, which is evident in the photos of her younger modeling years. It’s unfortunate that she appears to have carved those Asian eyelids away with blepharoplasty, especially considering her exotic look was what made her a sought-after beauty in the first place. I hope other Asian-American models, like Devon Aoki, don’t follow in Janice’s footsteps and set a bad example for women with East Asian heritage.

Comment by Amanda — February 3, 2009 at 12:27 pm

Aw What a shame. she was so pretty ( her younger self looks a bit like Catherine Zeta Jones to me) now.. yikes.

Comment by matt — February 3, 2009 at 4:14 pm

NEW BOOBS AND NEW FACE. HOWEVER, SHE HAS OLD OLD SKIN ON HER NECK AND CHEST………..AND WHAT IS WITH THOSE LIPS???????????

Comment by Dave — February 3, 2009 at 7:43 pm

I’m almost positive that first picture if Phoebe Cates. Janice’s original lips didn’t look like that, nor did her eyes or chin.

Comment by Katie — February 3, 2009 at 9:52 pm

4th picture from the bottom – she reminds me an awful lot of Steven Tyler.

Comment by Dufenschmirtz — February 4, 2009 at 4:24 am

She used to have such a great mouth. Now, she looks like Miss Elaine on Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood. Plus, the last photo shows massive lifted breasts and a turkey neck. How can you have everything done (probably twice) and not get the neck hoicked up? The mystery continues…

Comment by Frida — February 4, 2009 at 5:45 am

Wow… Can’t any one age gracefully anymore? Its such a shame to see a mature woman so insecure that she has to pretend that she’s 20. If she was going to go to the trouble of all that surgery anyway, why didn’t she at least use some retinoids on her neck and decolletage?

Comment by unicorn steve — February 4, 2009 at 6:34 am

In that second picture, her lips look like a dog’s anus. She should really stop making that face…

Comment by Mike — February 4, 2009 at 8:00 am

I wonder what that younger Janice would have thought if she knew she would look like that in 25 years time?

Comment by Nikki — February 4, 2009 at 11:08 am

she really loves that pair of earrings

Comment by observer — February 4, 2009 at 4:10 pm

OMG, those lips are frightening. I’m surprised no one has mentioned the uniboob she sports in the last photo.

Comment by CK — February 4, 2009 at 6:26 pm

It’s hard to separate the shit personality she has from her looks, because her character comes through in her expressions. In that respect, she is a successful model. Hard to believe she deliberately changed herself from her original, lovely form.

Comment by Claire, France Europe — February 5, 2009 at 2:50 am

My dear Lord how UGLY that women is, OLD, VERRY UGLY, CHEAP MANNERS, and UGLY also far to much UGLY make-up on that old face. She was a model, not a topmodel, now she is ready for haunted house.

Comment by Martin — February 5, 2009 at 4:42 am

And she really think she is a supermodel? On that age? She is a grandma dressing up and posing like a child of 14 wih.
Haloween here i come!

Comment by Amy — February 5, 2009 at 3:18 pm

OMG her boobs r so fake…poor girl

Comment by Lisa — February 6, 2009 at 5:09 am

Look in her eye’s and u can see “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”.
Boobs? I dont see boobs, I see boobs mutilation. Mouth? I see the as* of a camel in her face.
So said!

Comment by FlyGemini — February 6, 2009 at 6:42 pm

In that last pic her neck looks like Freddy Kruger’s!

Comment by rc — February 8, 2009 at 10:26 am

she was beautiful when she was young, as most models of the 70s and 80s were. I can understand that modeling is a hard industry to grow old in, but this is over the top. She looks awful. If she’d spent half that money on trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle, she would still be beautiful today. Now she’s a gremlin that is only considered attractive by a small segment of cokehead society.

Comment by CK — February 8, 2009 at 6:37 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MhwIp9a13A&feature=PlayList&p=A08B0E51ACAA6D92&playnext=1&index=7

The evolution of Janice Dickenson, caught on the Leeza show as she talks (grunts, spits) about Gia Carangi, one of the most beautiful women that ever lived. Not sure but I think this is from 1997. She had definitely had a brow lift by this time, but her mouth still looks like the original. Not a great quality video.

Comment by Caroline — February 9, 2009 at 6:50 am

Sadly she now looks like the man from areo-smith, Liv tylers Dad. Its a shame as she was very pretty.

Comment by isabelle — February 11, 2009 at 2:02 pm

mais pourquoi a t-elle fait cette chirurgie esthétique ? Elle est irrémédiablement abimée, défigurée. C’est triste. Je n’ai cependant pas l’impression qu’elle ait conscience du gachis.

Comment by Ash — February 13, 2009 at 4:55 am

wow she was stunning once upon a time (very like Catherine Zeta Jones in one of those pictures. But wow, she hasn’t done herself justice. She’s picked the wrong surgeries to have, she’s went dramatic instead of subtle and now she’s nothing like the same person.

Comment by Nuria — February 13, 2009 at 1:53 pm

If I saw these pictures separately, I’d never guess it’s the same person.

Comment by K. — February 13, 2009 at 2:49 pm

*Sigh* In the before shots Janice resembled none other than Catherine Zeta Jones.
She was gorgeous!
Nowadays Janice kinda looks like Ozzy Osbourne now. Hehe. No office to Ozzy.

Comment by rtj — February 17, 2009 at 5:06 pm

she’s just belorussian or russian (if there is even a difference). many russians have asiatic faces. i think she would look old either way. slavs don’t age well.

Comment by Mark — February 19, 2009 at 8:51 am

She’s not even that old; born in ‘55.
She could look a lot better .

Comment by fizzy — February 20, 2009 at 7:14 pm

to be honest I think her surgery is half decent she just makes retarded faces in pictures which doesn’t really do her much justice.

Comment by succotash — February 21, 2009 at 11:27 pm

She was so beautiful! It’s a total disconnect from what she looks like now. I can’t even imagine Janice’s voice coming out of the younger Janice’s mouth!

Comment by Tamiko — February 22, 2009 at 5:19 am

She was so cute once but has to realize that those days are long-gone and its time to loosen that death-grip and pass the torch already.

I find her attitude/public persona is far uglier than her looks (which are pretty horrifying -to see her speak is almost hard to watch for me- she’s harsh and unpredictable, a loose cannon if there ever was one.

Comment by Tamiko — February 22, 2009 at 5:21 am

BTW -my 2 cents again -I don’t think that first photo is Phoebe Cates.

Comment by jekorb — February 22, 2009 at 2:53 pm

The savaged face, the crepey neck above the inflated melons glued to her chest wall….Janice, I feel so sorry for you. That’s right! Sorry for you.

Comment by A'niya-Michel — February 28, 2009 at 6:48 pm

omg she looks like hell.

Comment by moseby — March 3, 2009 at 9:01 pm

Just plain ugly all around…Supermodel my ass…she couldn’t carry Christie Brinkley’s crotchless panties…

Comment by Maja — March 11, 2009 at 8:10 pm

Wow she was a pretty one, and now she is a awful looking creature, the hemorroide lip walking ghost, Is another became to be fugliest women in hollywood, she makes every other normal women feel Great after looking at her

Comment by DJette — March 23, 2009 at 5:21 pm

I agree, she does have a uniboob.
I think she looks like a man with boobs in the second picture… But that’s just me.
Maybe if she didn’t wear so much make up it wouldn’t look as bad.

Or maybe I’m being too nice.

Comment by myrita jayne — April 20, 2009 at 9:54 pm

Personality is a direct reflection of one’s outward appearance. When one intentionally ruins one’s good looks, one naturally feels compelled to be an angry, spiteful, self-serving, pompous ass. Tsk, tsk.

Comment by Roberta — May 6, 2009 at 11:29 am

She IS a he, right? I cannot it was born female. Has to be a man beneath it all. I’s so gross. AND – SUZY PARKER was/IS the first SUPERMODEL. Janice couldn’t make a pimple on Suzy’s ass!!!

Comment by Janet — May 16, 2009 at 6:30 pm

She looks just like Monica from Friends.

Comment by pak31 — June 2, 2009 at 10:04 am

Wow. I have seen pics of her from her youth but she was such an exotic beauty. Just gorgeous. I would love to see what she would look like now if she didn’t have any surgeries. I will never ever understand why anyone would want to alter their face like that. I guess I understand not liking sagging skin or wrinkles but how can you look in the mirror at a stretched out face and big lips and say “i look great!”??? If people can’t accept you for who your are them who needs em!! Aging is a part of life, you can attempt to make your face look like you are 25 but you will still be the age on your birth certificate. Vanity, gotta love it.

Comment by Lilli — June 4, 2009 at 12:31 pm

HAHAHAHA!!! Serves her right! Jerk!

Comment by Felicia — July 27, 2009 at 11:13 pm

Did she forget to do something to that turkey neck leaving her uni-loaf-boobs to bring out the wrinkles under her chin.