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This is Nicola Mclean. She is a British footballer’s wife who used to make a living posing nude as a British Page 3 Girl. Now, she’s the ’spokesperson’ for a bra company. I suppose having big fake 90s porn star breast implants is a huge asset in that area. Rumor has it that she wears a G cup bra.


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23 Comments

Comment by mytwocents — December 15, 2008 at 8:25 am

I read at a British site that only one person showed up at her lingerie premiere. An older man. Speaks volumes, doesn’t it?


Comment by jojo — December 15, 2008 at 1:29 pm

gee, who better to have as a spokesperson for a bra company! She’s hot!


Comment by Sarah — December 15, 2008 at 1:57 pm

No one that skinny has boobies that big without some hefty implants. They don’t even look nice.


Comment by Suzanne — December 15, 2008 at 10:04 pm

geezus-those are just stupid looking.


Comment by Julie — December 17, 2008 at 11:51 am

Can she sleep on her stomach? :)


Comment by Lea — December 18, 2008 at 8:47 pm

Ew… nice varicose veins, too


Comment by Dirt McGirt — December 19, 2008 at 11:51 pm

What is going on with her clothes? Party sombrero? Hiking boots? A skort?


Comment by Jekor — December 20, 2008 at 1:44 pm

She’d better watch where she’s swinging those scissors~~~one poke and she’ll be flying backwards around the room at high speed!!


Comment by Davey — December 21, 2008 at 3:11 am

I think her “unconventional” clothing is supposed to do with the fact that she was recently on the British “reality” show I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here. She also did a load of lads mag pictorials at about the same time, and the difference between her and the naturally big-boobed girls (or even the comparable big-boobed girl from last year’s IACGMOOH, who had a much better-looking set of implants) was so big that it wasn’t funny.


Comment by Heather — December 21, 2008 at 10:13 am

Those shorts/skort look like a diaper. Not everyone can wear low rise pants and she is one. She would look more in balance if she had a slightly higher rise pair of shorts. I don’t get how pwople can think they actually look good like that.


Comment by SpookCat — December 23, 2008 at 10:03 pm

you could drive an ATV between that cavern between her boobs
yuk
if that is hot I will take not anyday.


Comment by sa — December 25, 2008 at 1:36 pm

this poor woman is a victim of the crazy porn industry.. if only they would look at themselves in the mirror.


Comment by Helen — January 7, 2009 at 9:11 am

You didn’t see the close up pictures. Not only do you see her C-section scar, but her stomach is riddled with stretch marks and sagging skin! This is a brave girl, I’ll give her that. A brave girl with butt ugly implants.


Comment by Surreal — January 9, 2009 at 5:24 am

She looks incredibly unhealthy being that thin and with that large of implants. It’s actually frightening to look at. Eat something! Balance yourself out!

Ack.


Comment by rhubi — February 11, 2009 at 7:07 am

why can’t women (and men) understand that boobs are not supposed to look like that.


Comment by moseby — March 3, 2009 at 9:34 pm

She could do us all a favor and throw herself onto those scissors….


Comment by Vince — March 31, 2009 at 5:12 pm

IMHO, she needs to eat a little more…..try to gain some semblance of balance.


Comment by Tani — April 22, 2009 at 2:12 am

Unfortunately getting huge breast implants and been a ‘WAG’ (wife and girlfriend to a footballer) seems to be all the rage in England at the moment. Girls like her are role models to impressionable teenagers who think that posing in Page 3, Nuts and magazines along those lines as a ‘Glamour Model’ is the way to make it. The reality is that big implants are detrimental to your health and cause so many complications. In the case of Nicole she just looks like a borderline anorexic with implants.


Comment by hannah — June 7, 2009 at 4:03 pm

I don’t think they’re horrible, actually… She’s pretty cute. So what, she has implants… I think we can all agree that there have definitely been worse. She’d look better without them, though–maybe some nice simple C cups.


Comment by madl — June 19, 2009 at 4:21 am

just to make one point – G cup boobs do not necessarily mean monstruous boobs. i have G cups myself, organic ones as to say, and they look absolutely normal. then, G cup does not mean anything if you don’t know the chest size: 28G and let’s say 34G bras are not the same size. it somewhat grows arythmetically. anyway, G cup is not a ‘big thing’ – and my own private 30G would probably look like a “bigger D” to you. pf.


Comment by Dave — October 8, 2009 at 9:55 pm

She looks amazing. I notice 90+% of the people who say girls like this look bad are of course other females. Seems a bit catty and jealous to me. Some men go after skinny girls, others go after huge breasts. She’s taking the best of both worlds and putting them together.

No she does not need to eat something, body fat is nothing more than storage, it does not make you more healthy, as long as she has a big enough caloric intake from whatever she does eat to satisfy the calories her body uses throughout the day, that is healthy enough.

Gorgeous.


Comment by Alex — October 15, 2009 at 10:21 am

she didnt have to go that big…
she has ugly chicken legs too


Comment by The old man. — November 9, 2009 at 1:49 pm

And dammit why does the avatar always look like me?The glasses and everything.Witchcraft I say!!




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