Archive for October, 2008

A few weeks ago, I posted a photo that showed actress Jennifer Garner with a small upper lips. I then received numerous emails saying that the picture had been photoshopped. So, I set on a quest for the truth about Jennifer Garner’s upper lip. This is what I found:

Do you see an upper lip? I [...]

Video Model With Ugly Breast Implants

Since, the 80s, music video models have trended towards the plastic type woman who seems to have paid for all sorts of body alterations with a coupon. Dollicia Bryan is no exception. She has shown off her bulging fake breasts in many music videos, plus the cover of the men’s magazine King. Her breasts look [...]

Jackie Zeman looks like a muppet

Jackie Zeman from the soap General Hospital looks like a muppet. She was rather attractive when she was younger and seems deperately trying to ‘hang on’ to what is left of her once good looks. Her lips are scary (I don’t believe her husband kisses those anymore; I heard she was divorced. Oh, I wonder [...]

Howard Stern has fallen into a trap that many men who court and marry younger women usually do. He’s trying to look younger and in the process, has become more wizened looking. His chin looks small, his nose looks filed down, plus his skin is now super tanned, and his facial skin looks oddly craggy [...]

Joe Biden’s Fake Hair

Joe Biden think he looks good. We, the viewers, think he looks like he is going through a windtunnel although he is standing completely still. It is interesting that a well paid senator looks like he had discount plastic surgery.

Janice Dickinson needs to stop it

It has already been established that no one can peel, pull, or cut their way back to looking like a hot 25 year old and it would be nice if Janice Dickinson would stop trying. She simply looks scary when she makes ‘model faces’, because her face it very frozen looking (too much botox?). Her [...]

The Many Faces of Elle MacPherson

Elle MacPherson has a new modeling contract with cosmetics powerhouse Revlon. She is an interesting choice, because she is looking rather plastic lately. Yes, I know she is 44 years old, but up until 1996, she was still looking seriously cute.

Elle in 2006

Then, in 2006, she broke up with a boyfriend. Oh, no. So, then [...]

Ashley Tisdale’s nose heals

Initially, I thought Ashley Tisdale’s ‘nose surgery’ (she claims it was not cosmetic, but necessary for breathing; sure, we believe you, Ashley) was not the greatest, but now, after the swelling has gone down, it looks nice. Her face was also a bit swollen after surgery too. Look at a photo taken the weekend after [...]

Carol Alt’s Wonky Eye

Is it just me or does Carol Alt’s right eye look slightly ‘off’? Sometimes when people get their eyes lifted, it can leave the one eye that was already smaller, even more smaller (humans’ eyes are each slightly different in size). Also her nose seems to have changed over the years; it appears sharper and [...]

Fergie is less scary looking

Music star Fergie is less scary looking lately. Normally, the 33 year old singer looks more like a wizened 40-something, but now her skin looks smoother (or as smooth as it can look when you’re a former hardcore longtime meth addict – remember people, drugs are not a beauty and health aid, look at Fergie). [...]