Joan Van Ark Is Scary

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I have received a huge number of emails about actress Joan Van Ark. She was best known for appearing on ‘Knots Landing’ and now she is best known for being scary looking. Most of the email I have received about her ask,’What happened to her face, her skin looks weird.’ I agree that her skin does look weird and it is probably the result of being pulled too tightly and experiencing too much sun. I genuinely do not believe that a face lift can remove sun damage. Also, I think that makeup more suited to someone her age would look better. A better choice would have been a nice powder foundation rather than creme foundation, because it has a tendency to look better on older sun ravaged skin. She should also use lipstick and lipliner, because her lips are pretty invisible with the current color pallette she is using.

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