Jessica Simpson’s Bad Hair Weave

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Move over Britney, Jessica Simpson is taking the top position for bad hair weaves. Many have noticed that her hair is ratty looking now that she is hanging out with singer John Mayer. On closer inspection, it appears that the fake hair does not match Jessica real hair, so it looks very weird up close. See the photo above. Where is her hair stylist Ken Paves when she needs him?


Breast lift and enlargement surgery gone awry

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One woman elected to have a breast lift and breast enlargement at the same time. She didn’t get the end result she desired. Instead of perky larger breasts, the doctor gave her drooping larger breasts. In fact, her new breasts drooped nearly as low as her old, smaller pair. See the photos at Surgery Sagas.


Separated at birth?

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Separated at birth? Lol, I think not, but Bree’s puffed up kisser, highly arched up brows, and pulled back hairline give her a remarkable resemblance to the transgendered Alexis Arquette. It looks like Bree’s doctor yanked her hairline back too far. Or is she wearing a wig? Who knows?


Worst Plumped Lips Ever

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Nicole Kidman

This is almost as bad as Michael Jackson when he started on his odyssey to make his large wide nose into something smaller, only in this case, its someone trying DESPERATELY for larger lips. Imagine saying to the doctor,”I don’t care if I have naturally thin lips, darn it, just inject me anyway, I don’t care if the pink underside of my lips show. No one will notice.”

Errr.. wrong.


Oh Mickey, You’re Not Fine

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Mickey Rourke

Its not a good idea to wear your hair in a top knot so that hair hangs down on the sides to hide the fact that your hairline starts way behind your ears. Like that guy is tehe photo above. Well, it probably would have been best not to have so many overly tight face lifts that pulled your hairline back so far you can’t even recall where it starts so that you can tell the doctor where to start inserting the hair plugs. C’est la vie.


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