Rob Lowe: Oh My Face Is Too Tight

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Oh no, Rob Lowe’s face looks too tight. I wonder if it hurts for him to smile? I don’t think his trimmed down nostrils are a facial asset, they take away from the softness of his face.

There’s nothing wrong with aging, but your skin should not look so tight that you continually appear that you are endlessly walking through a fiercely blowing wind tunnel.


My Lips Look Like An Anus

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Imagine going in for lip collagen injections and instead of beautifully plumped lips, you were left with saggy lips that look like an anus? In addition, you have your breasts enhanced at the same time and wake up to rock hard softballs attached to your chest. This actually happened to a patient I will call ‘Jane’. Read her story and see photos at SurgerySagas.com, click here.

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Together, we can band together and help victims of botched plastic surgery. Do you know that any doctor, even an eye doctor, can take a weekend seminar on plastic surgery and then call themselves a ‘plastic surgeron’? That is scary!


Ivanka Trump’s Breast Migrates

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An alert reader notified us that Ivanka Trump’s right breast is migrating towards her armpit. What sort of disorder might cause this affliction? Badly placed breast implants, a chest tumor gone wild, what is going on? The nice thing is that Ivanka has enough money to thoroughly investigate this strange phenomenon happening on her chest.


Tara Reid Gets Fixed

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Tara Reid has been hitting the media world hard about how she’s gotten her botched breast augmentation and lumpy lipo fixed, but where are the after photos? I heard that her surgery was in August, so its time for some post surgery photos.

I do feel sorry for Tara Reid, but the only reason people kept noticing her awful plastics surgery is that she kept parading it around at every available opportunity. I do feel that the upgrade to porn star sized breasts was an attempt to revive her career; unfortunately, it backfired and she was not smart enough to realize it in a timely manner to minimize the PR damage. She’s better known for her botched surgeries than her acting.


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