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Archive for August, 2004

Lil Kim vs Leslie Ash

Which is scarier?

August 28, 2004 · webmistress · Comments Closed
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Tabitha Stevens The World's Scariest Porn Star

Amazingly, she’s a porn star. The rhinoplasty and excessive use of botox and lip collagen don’t enhance Tabitha Stevens’ features at all.

August 25, 2004 · webmistress · Comments Closed
Tags: , , ,  · Posted in: Ooops, I Messed Up My Face, Tabitha Stevens

Fun Fan Mail

From time to time, AwfulPlasticSurgery.com gets fan mail from amused web surfers. Here’s a funny letter: Even though it’s only been a half-hour or so, I forget how I was directed to your site. I was googling for Victoria Principal products for my wife, on the recommendation of one of my sisters, herself in no [...]

August 23, 2004 · webmistress · Comments Closed
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Lil Kim's Balloons On Display

Airbrushing helps smooth out her facial weirdness, but her breasts still look like balloons.

August 22, 2004 · webmistress · Comments Closed
Tags: ,  · Posted in: Bad Boob Job, Lil Kim

Can You Drive A Truck Through These? You Betcha

Why are fake tits bad? When you don’t have enough skin to hide the implants, there’s going to be a big gap in the middle that you can drive a truck through. Paging Tara Reid.

August 19, 2004 · webmistress · Comments Closed
Tags: , ,  · Posted in: Bad Boob Job, Tara Reid

Lindsay's Are Up To Her Neck

Do real breasts go up to your neck when you raise your arms? Noooo, they don’t Lindsay!

August 19, 2004 · webmistress · Comments Closed
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Paris Hilton and her hook nose

Judging from photos, hotel heiress Paris Hilton appears to have had two nose surgeries, the last of which left her nose with a weird downturn at the end..

August 13, 2004 · webmistress · Comments Closed
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Billy Bob Thornton

Billy Bob Thornton no longer looks like middle aged guy striding towards his senior citizen years. He now looks like a middle aged guy with really tightly stretched skin. Contrast the new Billy Bob on the right with the old on the left. ‘Subtle’ is not how you’d describe his plastic surgery.

August 11, 2004 · webmistress · Comments Closed
Tags: ,  · Posted in: Bad Face Lifts, Billy Bob Thornton

Eliza Dushku

Eliza Dushku is the latest plastic surgery victim. Click here for her crimes.

August 11, 2004 · webmistress · Comments Closed
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Christina's Falsies Get A Work Out

Christina Aguilera‘s (Burlesque) fabulously fake breasts get a work out during a recent show.

August 6, 2004 · webmistress · Comments Closed
Tags: , ,  · Posted in: Bad Boob Job, Christina Aguilera