Archive for July, 2004
Is Janice Dickinson made of plastic?
After seeing Bree Walker on a recent Larry King Live TV appearance, one viewer remarked, ‘It looks like Loni Anderson and the Crypt Keeper had a child together’. Poor Bree’s eyes are all askew from a bad face lift.
Oh no, beautiful Jessica Lange has fucked up her face!! Her face is so tight that she’s gone from Caucasian to Asian.
Don’t use drugs and get awful plastic surgery. This is a special message brought to you by Courtney Love.
Even foreign actresses, like Emanuelle Beart, get bad plastic surgery. In this case, she traded pretty, perfect lips for duck lips. Eeeeek!
George Michael, like many other celebrities trying to stop the ravages of time, started having plastic surgery a few years ago. First, rhinoplasty, then a brow lift, next some botox (did anyone else notice him struggling to form an expression on the Oprah Show?). I don’t want his sex anymore, he looks like a freeek! [...]