Archive for September, 2003

Tori Spelling

According to insiders, Tori Spelling has had two boob job surgeries, but her breasts still look fake. Also, lady still looks like a dude.

When Bad Boob Jobs Happen To Cute Girls

Yet another photo showcasing Susan Ward’s bad boob job. This is a later photo and you can see that they are sliding down her chest into a position that is too low. Bad bad bad surgery.

Susan Ward

Susan Ward (star of a cancelled soap opera) has a bad boob job. She’s quite thin (notice the huge canyon between her breasts) and her implants look fake fake fake. Even the lousy lighting in some of the erotic thrillers she’s done can’t make them look good.

Joan Rivers is the third scariest looking celebrity after Jocelyn Wildenstein and Bruce Jenner. Her face is pulled so tight she could pass for being half Asian (no that’s not a slur). If you watch her on QVC, you’ll notice that only her mouth moves, the rest of her face is not animated.

Jennifer Coolidge

Jennifer Coolidge needs lipo around the middle although the top looks quite nice.

Big Lips on Jackie Stallone

Please Mrs Stallone (she’s Sylvester Stallone’s mom), no more collagen. What shade of foundation is she wearing? ‘Mask of death’?

David Gest

David Gest stepped into the public eye when he married Liza Minella. Since then, he’s left many people wishing he’d step out of it. The facelifts, eye lifts and other assorted nips and tucks haven’t stopped time. David doesn’t realize this, he probably sees a 25 year old when he looks in the mirror. Someone [...]

What Happened To Farrah?

No, it’s not a scary creature, its the once lovely Farrah Fawcett. Huge cheek implants, too much sun, and nose job have ruined her looks. Try and remember her the way she was in the 70s and 80s.

Sex Kitten With A Bad Boob Job

Natasha Hamilton of Atomic Kitten has a bad boob job, just like Victoria Beckham. Her implants look like two cantaloupes stuck to her chest. Too bad she can’t get a refund.

Michelle Pfeiffer

Michelle Pfeiffer’s original nose was very cute and fit her face better than the new model.